"I FAKE ORGASMS. YOU FAKE LOVE."

I Fake Orgasms You Fake Love frontprint statement t-shirt speaks the brutal truth about modern betrayal. This emotional quote shirt isn't about sex—it's about the performances we give and the lies we accept. When you fake pleasure and they fake feelings, someone's getting played. This oversized unisex tee prints what everyone thinks but nobody says: we're all pretending in relationships built on mutual deception.

The frontprint t-shirt features bold typography across the chest, making your message immediate and unavoidable. Crafted with an oversized fit that works for all body types, this statement tee sits comfortably loose without feeling baggy. Made from premium cotton, it's soft against skin while the print stays sharp wash after wash. For anyone who's traded authenticity for acceptance, faked emotions to keep the peace, or stayed silent during hollow moments—this shirt is your quiet scream.

NO SIGNAL.  
We print what most people won’t say.

FAQs

Q1: What does "I Fake Orgasms You Fake Love" mean?

A: This statement addresses the parallel betrayals in modern relationships—when one person performs physically and the other performs emotionally. It's about mutual deception and hollow connections where nobody's being real.

Q2: What size should I order for this oversized unisex tee?

A: Order your regular size for the intended oversized fit. If you prefer a less oversized look, size down one. Check our size chart for exact chest width and length measurements.

Q3: Is this frontprint shirt appropriate to wear in public?

A: This is bold, unfiltered expression with explicit language. Perfect for casual settings where you're comfortable making a statement. Consider your environment—concerts, parties, or anywhere you choose authenticity over politeness.